Ologies

MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Ranch -- is there any other dressing? :)

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A: Burger King

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. BW-3's or Olive Garden

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. usually 20% if it's good service (i agree)

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Hmmm...that's a tough one. I don't think there is anything. Except chocolate.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. either pepperoni-mushroom or hawaiian

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. butter or cinnamon/sugar or jelly

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. a picture of jackson with the cake i made him for his first day of preschool

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. two

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. children and my gallbladder

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. a year or two ago

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. oooh, boxes here the other day at work

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. yes -- a drunk guy picked me up, turned me upside down and started spinning, when he put me down i fell and smashed my head on a juke box. I was also in a skiing accident and got knocked out for a few minutes.

BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. nope.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Rita Phalange or Princess Consuela BananaHammock

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. blues

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. I'm sure at some point I have

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. no

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. yes

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. I did that already. All it took was a whole lotta alcohol :)

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No wayQ. Would you never blog again for $50,000?A. No!! Duh, of course!

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Wow, that's a tough call. Depends on what my financial situation is.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. No

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Absolutely Not.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Lint

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Loved it!

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: both

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand? Isn't a shower for standing and a bath for sitting? (yeah, i agree)

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I have before!

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: I did have 3 until our puppy chewed the one pair up!

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: i've never done anything to have a run-in, but i dealt with them about 4 years ago

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Super Mom and Marketing Woman Extraordinaire

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?A: LifehouseLASTOLOGYQ: Friend you talked to?
A: Jolene

Q: Last person who called you?
A: A lady from work who is on vacation

Q: Person you hugged?
A: Jackson

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 5

Q: Season?
A: fall

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: For sure

Q: Mood?
A: Tired

Q: Listening to?
A: Everyone at work typing and working (like I should be doing)

Q: Watching?
A. Me type this

Q: Worrying about?
A. Where should I start?

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Babysitter's to drop off Jackson

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. go to the pumpkin patch (oooh, good one, Mel). I also can't wait to go home.

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A. we watched idiocracy (again!) this past weekend -- OMG, I want to see that! I DVR'd it. I can't remember the last thing I watched.

Q: Do you smile often?
A: i think i do

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Sometimes too friendly!